A FAN SEEKS TO KNOW WHERE KENNETH OBASI LIVES: U ve never ans me ooo?

I am Mr. Ken. I have lived with Kenneth Obasi all my life, so I will tell you where he stays. Sorry for all the time you have spent arguing with him to know where he stays. Don't worry Cyriacus; I have told him I was going to expose him on everything he has been trying to hide from his fans.

First and foremost, I want to let you know that Kenneth Obasi moves from one place to the other and has no permanent place where he lives. Meanwhile, nothing has been so spectacular about anywhere or everywhere he has lived.

Kenneth Obasi has lived in Lagos, Delta, Anambra, Ebonyi, Benue, Imo and presently he is living in Rivers State. In Rivers State, he has lived at Rumuokuta, Woji, Amadi Ama, and presently living in Oyigbo (Obigbo). In fact, he is presently calling on any good Nigerian to tell him any good place for him to move next.

You would want to know why he wants to leave Oyigbo (Obigbo) right now, right? I will tell you all that, but you would be ready to find me a place to live if he sends me packing.

Anyone who is familiar with portharcourt or even a first time visitor must pass through Oyigbo unless you are coming through owerri to Elele. Oyigbo as I heard before he packed in to live there was said to be one of the cheapest suburbs close to Port-harcourt city to live in Rivers state; cheap housing, cheap transportation (almost free to the township), cheap food, cheap labour, good neighbours and neighbourhood. In all these, the only truism is that of cheap house rents and good neighbours, otherwise Oyigbo is another hell on earth both during the rainy and dry (Harmattan) season.

Mehnnnnnnnnn! Oyigbo has the most deplorable roads in the whole of Africa put together; I am not exaggerating. The people living there are half human and half nocturnal frogs. The only way you can sleep at night is when you have been initiated to the cult of being a half human and a half nocturnal frog, which invariably means that people living in Oyigbo do not sleep. During the day they go out for their usual daily activities and at night they change to frogs having meetings in the roads, gutters, slum wells and roof tops, so that visitors hardly sleep. They usually sing melodious songs like "Nwhoo, nwhoo, nwhoo" to attract none members to join them.

The spells recently fell off his eyes and now he is calling on any good Nigerian to help him out of Obigbo. Because I have let the cat out of the bag, he may be staying with a friend pending when a good Nigerian finds a good place for him to continue his globetrotting.