I am Mr. Ken. I have
lived with Kenneth Obasi all my life, so I will tell you where he stays. Sorry
for all the time you have spent arguing with him to know where he stays. Don't
worry Cyriacus; I have told him I was going to expose him on everything he has
been trying to hide from his fans.
First and foremost,
I want to let you know that Kenneth Obasi moves from one place to the other and
has no permanent place where he lives. Meanwhile, nothing has been so
spectacular about anywhere or everywhere he has lived.
Kenneth Obasi has
lived in Lagos, Delta, Anambra, Ebonyi, Benue, Imo and presently he is living in
Rivers State. In Rivers State, he has lived at Rumuokuta, Woji, Amadi Ama, and
presently living in Oyigbo (Obigbo). In fact, he is presently calling on any
good Nigerian to tell him any good place for him to move next.
You would want to
know why he wants to leave Oyigbo (Obigbo) right now, right? I will tell you all
that, but you would be ready to find me a place to live if he sends me packing.
Anyone
who is familiar with portharcourt or even a first time visitor must pass
through Oyigbo unless you are coming through owerri to Elele. Oyigbo as I heard before he packed in to live there was
said to be one of the cheapest suburbs close to Port-harcourt city to live in
Rivers state; cheap housing, cheap transportation (almost free to the
township), cheap food, cheap labour, good neighbours and neighbourhood. In all
these, the only truism is that of cheap house rents and good neighbours,
otherwise Oyigbo is another hell on earth both during the rainy and dry (Harmattan)
season.
Mehnnnnnnnnn! Oyigbo has the most deplorable roads in the whole of Africa put together; I am not exaggerating.
The people living there are half human and half nocturnal frogs. The only way
you can sleep at night is when you have been initiated to the cult of being a
half human and a half nocturnal frog, which invariably means that people living
in Oyigbo do not sleep. During the day they go out for their usual daily
activities and at night they change to frogs having meetings in the roads,
gutters, slum wells and roof tops, so that visitors hardly sleep. They usually sing
melodious songs like "Nwhoo, nwhoo, nwhoo" to attract none members to
join them.
The spells recently
fell off his eyes and now he is calling on any good Nigerian to help him out of
Obigbo. Because I have let the cat out of the bag, he may be staying with a
friend pending when a good Nigerian finds a good place for him to continue his
globetrotting.
I beg people of Oyigbo, nah joke I dey joke oO. I'm begging the government to remember Oyigbo at least for once.
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